Classifieds

SNOWMAN!
Friendly neighborhood snowman for sale, must go
soon (before winter ends in Nepal).  Preferably to
a good home in area with freezing temperatures. 









Snowman's name is Ted.  Ted will die soon if not purchased.
Will take best offer.  Free shipping.  This is a great family
snowman.  House trained and very quiet. 
---Email at
freeznmarsoff@coldmail.com

HALF EMPTY GLASS!
If you want something to complain about, but don't
want to have to drink half a glass of tap water, then 
this is the right deal for you.

I'm pretty flexible on price. Tell me what you think
is reasonable and we'll make a deal.
----Roger B.
    (801)555-6715