By Mark Dimond, NewsMob
PLEASANT GROVE, UT – Jonathan E. Cameron admitted to having an average, maybe even below average day at the office today.

Sleeping is an essential part of the day for James E. Cameron
“Normally I try and at least act like I’m working hard,” Cameron admitted. “But today I just didn’t really even care.”
He reported to spending a good portion of his day watching youtube videos, reading the Onion, and sleeping on his desk.
“One time we were throwing paper airplanes at his face while he was asleep, and he woke up with a keyboard shaped imprint on his face,” laughed one of Cameron’s coworkers. “It was pretty funny I guess. It was the highlight of my day.”
In unrelated news, a small bird was rescued and then eaten by a homeless man today in Salt Lake City.
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